WET

by Hedfux

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released 17 June 2012

All songs and lyrics written by Hedfux and friends.

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Track Name: Electroejaculation Station
We love your mammals so very much
If you have large horny mammals
We would be delighted to satisfy your mammals
Bring them to our living room
We've opened up a clinic
Electroejaculation station let us please your flaccid horse
Electroejaculation station let us please your mammals
We'll save the mammal juices, sell it by the gallon
We'll live like fucking kings we wanna hear your mammals scream
Electroejaculation station let us please your ocelot's clit
All up in that platypussy making babies on my dick, Wet
Track Name: Speedbeat
Speedbeat speedbeat here I go
The fastest quickie you'll ever know
Gotta jerk off, my mind's on fire
I'm a slave to my sexual desire
No work for three days
Gonna enjoy myself the old fashion way
Nothing to do but masturbate
Left hand right hand it's great
Speedbeat
Track Name: 10,000 Year Bong Rip
Ten thousand year bong rip
Ten thousand year bong rip
I'm frozen in ice, I'm frozen in ice, I'm frozen in ice
I'm a caveman and I'm frozen in ice
Frozen in ice for ten thousand years, frozen in ice for ten thousand years
Ten thousand year bong rip
Ten thousand years
Unfrozen
Track Name: Penis Envy
Why can't my dick be like his
Big and tall
Mine is less than standard size
No woman's ideal penis prize
Why can't my dick be like his
Full of girth
Mine is less than standard size
No woman's ideal penis prize
I want a bigger dick
I'll pay any kind of fee
Not a stump I want a tree
Just save me from penis envy
I'll call now
I'll order today
I'll call now
I'll order today
I'll call now
I'll order today
Track Name: Hit A Child
Drive your car
Into the woods
Hit a child
Hit a child
Track Name: Durst Child
You're only as cool as the car your dad drives
You're only as cool as the car your dad drives
Don't come into this town driving a Corolla you faggot
Get yourself a Ford tough vehicle with antlers in the front
Shotguns in the back
Drive
Drive that truck
I got dad's keys
I got dad's keys
I got dad's keys
Track Name: RocknRoll
There's a little girl
Standing in front of a little school
Leather dreams at night
She's waking up wet in her bed
And she's flailing around
Like a vacuum pole
Like a snake
She's using cocaine
On the side
That's rocknroll
That's rocknroll
Makin her cum
Makin her cum
Track Name: Foxen
Foxen means what he says
Foxen don't look at him in eye
He'll shoot you dead
You seem like such a great guy
Your hand so firm when you caress my thigh
Not so hard not so hard
Not so hard
Foxen is such a handsome guy
He clears the street when he speaks
Always be a fucking nobody
I hope you die choking on your own teeth